Alas! The match we have all be waiting for is around the corner. Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola go head to head for the first time as they renew their bitter rivalry in the Manchester derby this weekend. There is no love lost between the Manchester United and Manchester City bosses, and each will be desperate to gain bragging rights in their first meeting of the 2016-17 season.
To participate and stand a chance to win a N5,000 voucher:
- Simple craft a Jumia smart shopper proverb that best captions the image displayed above and submit in the comments section below e.g. “The peacock who sits on its tail is just another turkey.”
- The best 5 proverbs will be selected for you to vote on the blog.
- Proverbs entries close by 10am on Friday, 9th of September, 2016.
- The proverb can be fun or witty, but must be original.
- The vote for the Top 5 proverbs will commence by 12pm on Friday, 9th of September, 2016 and would end as soon as Manchester Derby kicks off.
Two heads are not better than one when they decide to look in different directions
When two Soldiers fight the civilians become the referee
“A top manager who cannot win the Manchester derby, is just a wasteful coach.”
i don’t hate you.. i just don’t like that you exist
“The house of every one is to him as his castle and fortress.”
Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.
Expecting the Unexpected makes the Unexpected become the Expected.
“He who goes into a battle with all his best will never end up on the vultures table” #BeJumiaSmart
“Between two masters the battle is won and lost in the Hearts of the combatants” #BeJumiaSmart
“In a game between two masters the battle is won and lost in the Hearts of the combatants” #BeJumiaSmart
look for troubles, but make sure they are nonviolent
look for troubles, but make sure they are non-violent
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TRUST BECAUSE SALT AND SUGAR ARE BOTH WHITE!
It requires alot of carefulness to kill a fly that perches on the scrotum.
Only one Gladiator should be left standing!!!
“When I turn right I see trouble, but when I turn left I see double-clash of the titans”
The look on the face of a man tells the size of the fight!
morinho former club colour is blue current club colour is red and firmer club of pep is red now current club colour is blue #how things change
Attack is the best means of defence.
“Rivalry adds so much to the
charm of one’s conquests.”
“Rivalry of scholars advances wisdom, Rivalry of legendary managers sparks up soccer”
“Rivalry of scholars advances wisdom, Rivalry of legendary managers lights up soccer”
“When the goat is trampled to death, it’s owners come out”#BeJumiaSmart
Igbo kwenu!
That moment your Neighbours jumia order arrives three days after he ordered it and what you ordered from a different online shop about two weeks ago has not Yet arrived.
Don’t be afraid to bite on a giant, learn from the
mosquito.
By others fault, wise men correct their own.
#BeJumiaSmart
When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get suspicious.
“On derby day in Manchester, the city is cut in two. The Blues and the
Reds invade the streets, and if your team wins the city belongs to
you.”
“In a game between two masters the battle is won and lost in the Hearts of the combatants” #BeJumiaSmart
I’m already in Hell; what else you got?
“Even in a UnitedCity their is always a stand out from the crowd” who will it be…………….??
If You Are Dancing With Your Rivals, Don’t Close Your Eyes…
A fight between two old nemesis with new weapons in their hands can be unpredictable #BeJumiaSmart
The altimate goal of combat is to live to fight another day, hence, only the foolish gets killed in a war that is not his!!!
When you hide the last bottle of coke in the house under the bed and come back to see your brother with it.
HE THAT IS BORN A CHAMPION .CAN NEVER CAMELEON
HE THAT IS BORN A CHAMPION CAN NEVER BE A CAMELEON
Warriors do not win victories by
beating their heads against walls,
but by overtaking the walls. Warriors
jump over walls; they don’t demolish
them…likewise does jose mourinho and pep guardiola win victories on the field of play
If you can’t win, stare at your opponent.
If that doesn’t work, close you eyes to stop staring. That’s way you win the award for backing down.
“No matter how intelligent a child is, he will not know how much the father spent in marrying the mother”
Only a mad king goes into battle without strategy and advise #BattleOfKings
A gallant soldier is the one who goes to war saw and conquered, not putting blame on his guns, or harsh whether.
The moment has almost arrived. Forget Batman versus Superman –
this is the highly anticipated blockbuster of the year: Pep Guardiola
versus Jose Mourinho. Manchester City versus Manchester United.
When gorillas smell danger, they run around and call
out to the rest of the primates in the jungle to warn
them something evil is coming. And when one of their
own dies, they mourn for days while beating
themselves up in sadness for failing to save that
gorilla, even if the cause of death was natural. And
when one colony is mourning, their chilling echoes
migrate to other colonies — and those neighbors, even
if they are territorial rivals, will also grieve with
them. When faced with a common danger, rivals turn
into allies. And when faced with death, the loss of just
one gorilla becomes the loss of the entire jungle.
The coward shall live to tell the story of the brave. Pick your fights well.
Ipadabo abija ati lalude opolopo iyalenu ni o je fun araye
Two Rams Cannot Drink Water From The Same Pot!
two captain can’t be on one ship
If the left hand battles the right, who wins?